Valley Agrees Not To Mention August
Vintage summaries move directly from July 28 to September 4 in unspoken consensus.
Tasting Room Associate Delivers Full Estate History To Couple Who Just Needed The Bathroom
Fourteen-minute founding narrative proceeds uninterrupted despite repeated pointing.
Winery Announces Record Year, Quietly Cuts Six Positions
Catered lunch celebrating strongest revenue year in company history held in room with six empty chairs.
Critic Detects Note Of Crushed Rock, Has Never Crushed Rock
Graphite also detected; slate encountered once, at a restaurant, on a plate.
Winemaker Insists He Does Nothing, Proceeds To List 46 Things He Does
Fruit reportedly expresses itself through three sorting passes and a toast level specified in writing.
I'm Not Saying Block 7 Is Haunted, But Block 7 Is Haunted
A practical person lays out what's happened; you can do with it what you want.
Buyer Says He'll Circle Back, Circles Back In 2031
"Are these still available?" buyer asks winery that closed in 2029.
Wine Club Member Discovers 11 Unopened Shipments
Garage stack represents four and a half years of quarterly commitment and roughly $9,000.
Man Selects Wine Based On Animal
Shopper returns for second bottle featuring a different, smaller fox.
Winery Adds Fourth Tasting Tier Solely To Make Third Tier Seem Reasonable
New $495 Founder's Table experience is a fence post, not a product, executives confirm.
Tech Exec Purchases Vineyard, Personality
New proprietor has owned dirt for eleven weeks and now wears a vest.
Somm Passes Blind Tasting By Simply Guessing Expensive
System correct 31 consecutive times; "old world in structure, new world in fruit" never once challenged.